Sunday, February 23, 2003

Breaking news from Radio K.A.O.S.

Radio K.A.O.S. has received a nasty letter tonight from Jonathan regarding the citizenship application of the one they call the Polish Village Idiot who is pretending to be the Agent of Worst Practicies with Titanic Deck Chair Rearrangement Corporation. We will not reveal the contents of the letter since we are aggresively pursuing the financial backing of the HBO to rewrite the next episode of Sopranos to include the aftoresaid accusatory writing. Also, for fears of retaliation and a possibly anonymous phone call to INS we have sent an invitation to Jonathan to spew his rotten opinions on this blog (provided by Ev whom we do not like). We thank your for your attention. We now return to our regural programming from the computers of Clear Channel Communications located on the western shores of the Zambezi river and stretching their tenacles to extend the Mix NOISE FM pollution into Alaskan Wilderness with the blessings of the FCC. God Bless Amerkia.

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