Saturday, October 18, 2003

what does MORE mean?

Yes, and mars is nothing more than a planet.

fucking lameness. it makes me tired.

we a convoy, motherfucker.

your worst nightmare

no breaks.

90 miles an hour and loaded.

watch bigmedia get sqarshed.


and stop tiring me out.

Less bullshit, more peek-a-poo.


Tuesday, October 14, 2003

Ad Nausea

Dear Doctor Gonzo,

Am I being over-sensitive when I feel so pissed and offended that I write to a company to complain about their full page advert in a magazine that uses this image to sell sales training? All my friends say that I am, please help me Doc.

-GT, 35, London.

Monday, October 13, 2003

Ghettopoly Board game

Ghettopoly Board game - Stolen Property Fencing Game Buying stolen properties, pimpin hoes, building crack houses and projects, paying protection fees and getting car jacked. Fun for the Whole Family.

Sunday, October 12, 2003

It was a week ago that I was driving home from BloggerCom. A very enriching experience. Once again Boston (well, Cambridge, but we will cal lit Boston for these purposes) is in the news. Why?

Because a young man in his early thirties had the unmitigated gall and audacity to shove a 72 year-old man to the ground.

Forget the 9 wannabe Democrats. Forget Iraq and the non-existent WMD. Forget Ah-nold the Governator-elect. Forget the French. I would say forget Charles Taylor, but in our newsmedia, he is already forgotten.

Now we must focus our attention on having Pedro Martinez thrown in jail for assualt and battery committed on the person of lovable Don Zimmer.

Nuff said.