* I was gonna add a note that this may seem extreme, and particularly likely (in the implausible event that it was actually a success) to result in a new dogma simply replacing the old. I was gonna, but then I changed my mind and deleted the note. Then I noticed the * got left in the body of my post and couldn't stop myself trying to explain it.

I was also gonna add a quote, which I think is from Neighbors (John Belushi's last movie, with Dan Aykroyd, not the sickly Aussie soapie), in keeping with my philiosophy on the repository of all wisdom:

"Fuck them if they can't take a joke!"