Dear Mr. Presley,
I've always had a feeling that your excessive use of the phrase "bada bing" would lead to trouble with the INS. Regretfully, I failed to convey my concerns to you. However, having recently learned that Yahoo has purchased Geocities and Rocketmail, I thought this would be a good time to utilize the synergies provided by the Yahoo/Geocities/Rocketmail combination and communicate to you in this synergistically enhanced medium.
Seriously though, hope everything goes well with your plight. BTW, I have a call into Agent 86 at Control to see if I can help with matters.